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Let's Pretend This Never Happened

(a Mostly True Memoir)

Lawson, Jenny, 1979-

(Book - 2012)
Average Rating: 3.5 stars out of 5.
Let's Pretend This Never Happened
Internet star Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her comedic and pointed debut. Lawson takes readers on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor.
Publisher: New York : G.P. Putnam's Sons, c2012
ISBN: 9780399159015
Branch Call Number: B Lawson L
Characteristics: 318 p. : ill. ; 24 cm.


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Have you ever accidentally worn a deer carcass as a sweater? Had a baby bobcat thrown into the lap of your unsuspecting boyfriend by your dad? Jenny Lawson points out the things most people won’t experience but were the norm for her growing up an eccentric childhood in rural Texas. She’ll have yo... Read More »


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Nov 18, 2014
  • Chapel_Hill_AmandaG rated this: 4 stars out of 5.

This was great, it had me laughing out loud constantly! Would recommend to anyone looking for a hilarious read!

Jenny Lawson's mastery of italics is reason enough to pick up this book.

Other reasons to read this book:

1. Rambo the OCD raccoon
2. The Post-It Notes chapter which will inspire you to start writing notes to your spouse
3. Secrets that HR is keeping from the rest of us
4. Voldemort & Vaginas & Lightning Bolts
5. Barnaby Jones Pickles, the lovable pug that died and was almost carried away by vultures and how this mirrors Laura Ingalls Wilder and the locusts
6. Constant Editor belittling
7. Plenty of self-deprecation that can sound a little like Jim Gaffigan's whispering-to-self voice

Favorite quote?

"Later we disposed of some of Barnaby Jones Pickles's ashes in the Devil's Backbone where we live, because it's apparently very haunted by Indians and Spanish monks, and I'd like to think it would be less horrifying if people drove up on the ghost of a lone Indian, grudgingly accompanied by a smiling pug who was just so damn happy to see you."

Not bad. A little bloggy. Considered not finishing it, but did anyway.

Sep 11, 2014
  • zapato rated this: 0.5 stars out of 5.

I couldn't pass the the first chapter. It's not funny, it doesn't make sense, the use of "like" and "totally" is everywhere. Horrible.

Aug 25, 2014
  • foxlib rated this: 5 stars out of 5.

I love reading about families that are quirkier than mine.

Aug 01, 2014
  • ccanderle rated this: 5 stars out of 5.

By far the funniest and laugh out loud book about life I have ever read.

Jul 18, 2014
  • 1Pish rated this: 4 stars out of 5.

Jenny's humour is off the wall at times and just plain funny mostly. I never laughed out loud as much as I did while reading this book!

Jul 16, 2014
  • asaxton rated this: 5 stars out of 5.

The funniest book I have ever. read. Ever. (Salty, snarky and a bit off - three of my favorites!)

Jul 06, 2014
  • Yoo_hoo5 rated this: 2 stars out of 5.

I couldn't get past the first chapter. Not my kind of humor. Rather corny.

Jun 19, 2014
  • lbarkema rated this: 4.5 stars out of 5.

I would give this book 4.5 stars because it was absolutely hilarious in some parts, like actually laughing out loud because of how ludicrous these situations or conversations were. There were a few stories where the humor seemed a bit tired and repetitive, but for the majority of it I was laughing or at least smiling while reading. I loved her writing in that it is one big ramble, and completely uncensored and at times unedited on purpose, which just makes it feel more real and like you are actually having a conversation with her and she is telling you these stories. Highly recommended for a good, not always clean, laugh.

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Jul 14, 2012
  • mswendybe rated this: 5 stars out of 5.

Let me preface this by saying that my dad was always bringing home crazy-ass shit. Rabbit skulls, rocks shaped like vegetables, angry possums, glass eyes, strange drifters he picked up on the road, a live porcupine in a rubber tire.


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