Micky: Hey, come on, get up, lady, you’re not dead. Hey lady, come on, get up, stop acting. Testy True: Hey, what is this? Micky: Hey, come on, stop playin’, it’s all over, it’s all an act. Come on, get up. Testy True: Well, stop kicking me! Micky: Ah, I don’t want to do this any more, man. Oh, these fake arrows and this junk and the fake trees, Bob, I’m through.

Mike: He’ll never make it through this intense bombardment. Nobody could.

Micky: Pathetic. Micky: I can’t. Micky: It’s pitiful. Micky: Shut up. Micky: You shut up. Micky: No, you shut up. Micky: You shut up! Micky: Shut up! Micky: You! Micky: Youyouyouyouyouyouyoushutupyoushutupyou! Micky: Okay, I will. Micky: I can’t, I can’t hear! No, I, I’m deaf! Come back! I’m going de—oh! Voice: Quiet, isn’t it, George Michael Dolenz? I said, quiet, isn’t it, George Michael Dolenz?

Mike: He’ll never make it through this intense bombardment. Nobody could.

Peter Tork: Hey, Mike, son of a gun, a millionaire at 25. Mike: Ask me how does it feel. Peter Tork: What? Mike: Ask me how does it feel. Micky Dolenz: How does it feel? Mike: I'll tell you how it feels. I don't like it, that's how it feels! I don't like surprises, I don't like all these people jumping around and shouting, wha - I don't even wanna HEAR what you're saying! Because you know what you're saying to me? You're saying "Happy Birthday" and you're jumping out of the walls and it's scaring me to death, and I'm supposed to be HAPPY about that. ' Aww, come on, Mike. Be a good sport.' Well, WHO NEEDS IT? Who needs surprises, and pajamas. You want to throw a birthday party, you don't kidnap me, you send me an invitation. Besides, I probably would have been happier where I was, sleeping. 'Happy birthday'... HAH! And I'll tell you something else too: the same thing goes for Christmas.... Well, how 'bout THEM apples!

"I'll have a finger sandwich, hold the mold." Mike Nesmith

Mrs Ace: Are you still paying tribute to Ringo Starr? Mickey Dolenz: Would you like a pinch in the mouth? Mrs Ace: I'll think about it. Mickey Dolenz: Don't hurt yourself.

"You won't hurt my face, will ya? Million dollar head, this." Davy Jones

"Let me tell you one thing son. Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor!" Peter Tork to Davy Jones

"We were speaking of belief; beliefs and conditioning. All belief possibly could be said to be the result of some conditioning. Thus, the study of history is simply the study of one system of beliefs deposing another, and so on and so on and so on... A psychologically tested belief of our time is that the central nervous system, which feeds it's impulses directly to the brain, the conscious and subconscious, is unable to discern between the real, and the vividly imagined experience. If there is a difference, and most of us believe there is - am I being clear? For to examine these concepts requires tremendous energy and discipline. To allow the unknown to occur and to occur, requires clarity. And where there is clarity there is no choice. And where there is choice, there is misery. But then, why should anyone listen to me? Why should I speak, since I know nothing?" Swami