Sh*t My Dad Says
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Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious coming-of-age book about a son's relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.
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Add a NoticeCoarse Language: As They say, "Sh*t Happens"
Coarse Language: The title should give it away, but yes, each page is like scorched earth with f-bombs.
Quotes
Add a QuoteOn Shopping for Presents for His Birthday: "If it's not bourbon or sweatpants it's going in the garbage...No, don't get creative. Now is not a creative time. Now is a bourbon and sweatpants time."
"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."
Pick your furniture like you pick a wife: It should make you feel comfortable and look nice, but not so nice that if someone walks past it they want to steal it.
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Add a CommentCrude, witty, and absolutely hilarious, Perhaps the funniest book I'll ever read.
Hysterical. I had tears running down my face, I was laughing so hard. A short and funny read.
Hilarious! Chock full of truths, wisdom and awkwardly relatable moments. My husband laughed so hard and so often that my sons and I busted a gut just laughing at him! As a softie/pushover mom of 3 teenage boys I am now resolved to try parenting ala "What Would Justin Halpern's Dad Do?" ( minus some of the expletives) Should prove interesting............
hysterical!
hard to believe that someone who says such hateful things can be loved by anyone. Funny - but not believable to me
This is one of the funniest books out there! I think the highlight of this book in my opinion is how at the end of every chapter, you get to see about 10 hilarious quotes from justin's dad. I think the book is a killer and there wouldnt be a single person on this planet who wouldnt crack up laughing while reading this book! If you want to laugh while reading a pretty entertaining father-son plot, the this is probably the book for you!
This book is hysterical. I laughed out loud frequently! The cussing is really really bad. I was mentally inserting many f's and shoots.
Hilarious! I was laughing throughout the whole thing. But if you are sensitive about cussing then you probably shouldn't read this.
Very entertaining. I wish i could be as cool of a dad as that.
Quick and hilarious read! Had me laughing out loud a few times.