National Lampoon's Animal House
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QuotesAdd a Quote
Bluto (Belushi): "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
Clorette De Pasto: Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.
Bluto: "See if you can guess what I am now."
[puts a scoop of mashed potatoes in his mouth and hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out]
"I'm a zit. Get it? "
KATY: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
BOON: Is he bigger than me?
DEAN WERMER: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
NoticesAdd a Notice
Sexual Content: Lots of sexuality and innuendos. These jokes can be very crude.
Violence: Little violence, but mostly it is for comedy purposes.
Coarse Language: Lots of swearing. It is very noticeable.
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