Never Underestimate your Dumbness
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"...Isabella is probably right. She almost always is...But of all the dumb things she's ever done, this has got to be the dumbest..."--Cover back.
by Jamie Kelly
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Summary
Add a Summary"...Isabella is probably right. She almost always is...But of all the dumb things she's ever done, this has got to be the dumbest..."
Quotes
Add a Quote“My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.”
“How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.”
“I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.”
“Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.”
“Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.”
“I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building. Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.”
“This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.”
“Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.”
“never underestimate your dumbness!!”
“School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.”
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Add a CommentIt funny
this is one of the best in the series!
are these series good? i am not sure if i want to read them or not.
good and funny to read...lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love it!
this series ROCK!!!!!!
I really enjoy these books because they can be so funny.For my rating i would put it as very good :)
LOL! These books are hilarious!
not a bad book :P
very funny and hilarious!! lved it