An orphan raised as an elf in Santa's workshop discovers that he is actually human, prompting him to leave the North Pole in search of his biological father.
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Buddy: I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have.
I sing this all the time! BUDDY: I'm singing, I'm in a store and i'm singing! I'M IN A STORE AND I'M SINGING!!!!! MANAGER: NO singing in the North Pole. BUDDY: Yes there is MANAGER: No there's not! BUDDY: Yes there is!
Elf: It's okay, Buddy. Just how many Etch-A-Sketches did you make? Buddy: I made... 85. Elf: 85. Well, that puts you... 915 off the pace. Buddy: Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins!
Leon the Snowman: Why the long face, Buddy? Buddy: It seems I'm not an elf. Leon the Snowman: Of course you're not an elf. You're six-foot-three and had a beard since you were fifteen.
Buddy: It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.
Buddy: You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa.
Gimbel's Manager: Why are you smiling like that? Buddy: I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite
Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
Buddy: It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...
SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
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