Night at the Museum
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Bakergirl_13 thinks this title is suitable for between the ages of 5 and 99
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General Custer: The Battle at the Smithsonian. Probably the greatest battle the world will never know."
Teddy Roosevelt: It means: A man with a spear trapped a bird and a sideways fish in a jar. And there was a beetle!
Kah Mun Rah: Who ever you are Archie Bunker, you have a very comfortable throne.
General George Armstrong Custer: We're Americans, we don't plan, we do!
Larry Daley: You know how you were telling me that the key to happiness was something but then the sun came up? I think I figured it out. It's doing what you love.
Teddy Roosevelt: I was going to say diet and exercise, but the love thing is good
Teddy Roosevelt: Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.
Larry: Was she deaf? She seems a bit unresponsive.
Rebecca: That's because she's a statue...
Easter Island Head: Hey! Dum-dum!
Easter Island Head: You give me gum-gum!
Larry: I give you gum-gum?
Easter Island Head: You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.
Larry: Gee, okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry. And my name isn't Dum-dum. My name's Larry.
Easter Island Head: No, your name Dum-dum.
Easter Island Head: Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun.
[Larry runs as Attila and his gang are chasing him]
Easter Island Head: See you later, Dum-dum!
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Larry Daley is a divorced father who can't seem to keep a job for more than a week. He applies for a job at the Museum of Natural History and is assigned as a night guard. However, a seemingly easy job turns out to be an adventure when he finds that an ancient curse has caused the "inhabitants" of the museum to come to life and wreack havoc.
Security guard Larry Daley infiltrates the Smithsonian Institution in order to rescue Jedediah and Octavius, who have been shipped to the museum by mistake.
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