Muppet: "Have a seat." ( Gestures toward toilets) "Our executive line of used toilets!" Mary: "Uh... I think I'll stand."
Fozzie Bear: Yeesh. I wish she'd shot a little more curvy.
Waldorf: Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been!
Veronica: I'm gonna shoot straight: you guys aren't famous anymore.
Warden: Are you, uh, the Muppets?
Prisoner: [in the jail cell next to them] Hey! I'm a Muppet.
Fozzie Bear: Check it out, Fart-Shoes!
Gary: Are there Muppets in this movie?
Gary: Whoa whoa whoa, wait wait wait, stop!
Fozzie Bear: Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.