Diary of A Wimpy Kid
Greg Heffley: Stop. You look like one of the seven dwarves. Always wear one strap. One strap is cool. Rowley Jefferson: Then why do they put two straps instead of one? Greg Heffley: [walking] Because the people who make backpacks aren't cool. Greg Heffley: [stops walking] You know what has one strap? Machine guns. You know what else? Electric guitars. Greg Heffley: [continues walking] You know what else? Rowley Jefferson: Purses?
Angie Steadman: This place is an intellectual wasteland.
Patty Ferrell: This has got to be the worst fight ever!
Greg Heffley: [looking at class favorites] The class favorites. [opening the section] Greg Heffley: They're the best in their class. These people aren't nobodies. They're famous. They don't have to worry about getting a seat in the cafeteria, either. Check this out. There's tons of things I qualify for: "Most Likely to Succeed", "Best Looking", "Class Clown". They should just give that to me right now. Rowley Jefferson: Don't you have to be funny for that? [spotting something in the section] Rowley Jefferson: Hey! We can try for cutest friends!
Rowley Jefferson: [last lines] Zoo-Wee-Mama!
Chirag Gupta: Good God, man. You almost got the Cheese Touch!
Rodrick Heffley: Get off, Baby Hippo!
Rodrick Heffley: No time-out. Only *death*.
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